I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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