Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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