i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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