I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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