shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i think my tv is drunk
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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