and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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