Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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