so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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