he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Green mimosas i think yes
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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