Please don't use social media to get back at me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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