Where is the hickey?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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