he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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