one two three fourrrrnication!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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