holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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