Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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