At least make sure they are 18
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i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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