just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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