these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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