Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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