Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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