I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
