physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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