i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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