margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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