thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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