Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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