hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When are your genitals available?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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