i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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