i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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