Jerry, you need to find god
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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