So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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