I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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