ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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