Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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