My sheets look like a crime scene.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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