To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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