Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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