whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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