what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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