yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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