i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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