Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
