How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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