He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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