Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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