i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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