so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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