You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I had to cum in my sink.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
