so explain again why im purple
no
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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