There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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