ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize