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Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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