If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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